Autocorrect

routerA guy wakes one morning to a text from his neighbour apologising for taking advantage of his wife without him knowing. The neighbour says he’s feeling guilty and just needs to confess.

The guy is filled with rage and, since his wife is still asleep, places his pillow over her face and smothers her to death.

Just, then, he hears his phone alert, picks it up and reads, “Stupid autocorrect. I meant wifi.”

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