Cup of CoffeeDo Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make it stick to the pan?

If practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, why practise?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don’t they make planes out of black box?

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, what happens to the rest of the team?

If we have free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?

How do ‘do not walk on the grass’ signs get there?

How can there be self-help ‘groups’?


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