‘Bear’ Necessities

????Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.”

“I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”

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2 thoughts on “‘Bear’ Necessities

  1. This ian unbearable joke – the first guy was obviously not a Christian.
    WWJD? Made the bear Beehave himself by giving him some honey (or perhaps telling him to hibernate.)

    • What Would Jesus Do? He would probably have called down manna from Heaven to make the bear behave.
      If He had decided to tell the bear to hibernate He would probably have spoken in the Bearean language!

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