The Bridge

Golden Gate Bridge Behind CloudsA man was about to commit suicide by jumping from a high bridge, when a second man ran up to him shouting, “Stop! Stop! Don’t do it!”…

“But I have nothing to live for,” said the first man.

“Maybe I can help you,” said the second man. “Are you religious?”

“Yes, I am,” said the first man.

“Me too!” said the second man. “Are you Christian, Jewish, or Muslim?”

“I’m Christian,” said the first man.

“Me too!” said the second man. “Are you Catholic, Calvinist or Wesleyan?”

“Calvinist,” said the first man.

“Me too!” said the second man. “Are you liberal or conservative?”

“Conservative,” said the first man.

“Me too!” said the second man. “Evangelical or Fundamentalist?”

“Evangelical,” said the first man.

“Me too!” said the second man. “Reformed, or Baptist?”

“Baptist,” said the first man.

“Me too!” said the second man. “General Baptist or Southern Baptist?”

“General Baptist,” said the first man.

“General? Then die, infidel heretic scum!” said the second man as he pushed the first man off the bridge.

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