Laughter is the Best Medicine

laughter1. How do you spot a vegan at a party?  Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

2. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?  None.

3. I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic controller. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

4. What happened when the butcher’s apprentice sat on the meat grinder?  He got a little behind in his orders.

5. When a clock fell on a couch just seconds after a woman got up, her husband was heard to say, “Darn clock. Always slow”!

6. To jump off a bridge in Paris is to be in Seine.

7. A panda eats a restaurant meal, shoots the waiter & walks out, telling the protesting manager, “Hey, I’m a Panda, look it up.”  So he does & finds the dictionary entry, “Panda: bear-like mammal native to China with black & white markings; eats shoots and leaves.”

 

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