The first said that he was 100% committed, that he loved his job and would always work hard.
The second, renowned for being lazy, said that he was 100% committed too.
“You?!” the first asked incredulously. “You must be joking. I doubt you have ever done a hard day’s work in your life.”
“Sure I am 100% committed “, replied the second. “I give 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday,…”