carpetA carpet layer has just finished an installation when he realises his cigarettes are missing.  He looks around and sees a lump in the carpet.  Realising that no-one is watching, he takes a hammer and, with a few swift blows, smooths out the bulge.  “Perfect”, he thinks, “No-one will ever notice.”

After removing the carpet leftovers and cleaning up, he takes his tools to the car.  Just as he spies his cigarettes on the front seat of his van, he hears the lady of the house call out after him, “Excuse me.  Have you seen my hamster?”!


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