His wife made him very happy on his own birthday by giving him an ipad.
Then for his daughter’s birthday, he bought her an iphone. So when it was his wife’s birthday, he felt that she needed some technology too. He got her…an iRon (after all, it has a left click, a right click and a mousepad!).
He told her that it integrated well with the home network and the iCook, iWash and iClean. It was then that the fight started.
He should be out of hospital in a week. P.S. He says, “iHurt”.